Thursday, September 28, 2006

Technorati Requirement

Olbermann's Ranting Clarity

Here is a GREAT take on Obermensche Olbermann, by IowaHawk:

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Graphic courtesy the ever-insightful Chris Muir!

A Clockwork Strawberry

[ed. - Found under a pile of discarded MSNBC Nielsen Ratings: first draft of fringe cable TV superstar Keith Olberman’s Howard Beale moment]

By Keith Olbermann
Editor and Chief, MSNBC “Meltdown with Keith Olbermann”

And now, turning to the headlines.

The headlines are, of course, entirely wrong.

Nevermind the fonts, which are totally misleading.

Thus it is surely not essential that a revered and beloved past president, pistol-whipped and sandbagged by a subhuman terrorist monkey with a microphone, finally lashed back with a raw, sinewy panther-like ferocity that sent his primate interlocutor scurrying for the safety of Roger Ailes’ banyan tree.

Nor is it not important, in the infinitesimal cosmic clockwork of simian Beltway irony or lack thereof, that the current President’s prefab peanut gallery of poo-flinging psychedelic missing links has described his predecessor’s tone as “crazed.”

Insofar as it is as it is, in the words of founding father John Quincy Fillmore, “shan’t not our very tone be encrazed?” Good, old fashioned batshit gravel-munching crazy, for, in such times as such are these, that the nation’s freedoms are under assault by an administration whose policies can do us as much damage as al-Qaeda; when, and in which the nation’s groundwater of ideas has been flouridated by the poisonous propaganda of heinous Fox play-by-play “homers,” in bias so blatant that it would prompt Harry Caray to puke a rainbow arc of Budweiser vomit from his pressbox cloud during 7th inning stretch at the friendly confines of heaven’s celestial Wrigley Field. No, citizen, these are insane times when the only sane response is to hop aboard Ozzie Osborne’s Crazy Train, go to the dining car for the all-U-can-eat bat head & psilocybin buffet, and, in the words of founding father George Jefferson, move on up to that dee-luxe apartment in the skybox of CrazyCom stadium.

Nonetheless. The headline is this:

Bill Clinton did what almost none of us have done in five years.

He wisely watched Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.

Afterwards he dare bespoke the truth about 9/11, and the current presidential administration.

At least I tried,” he said of his own efforts to capture or kill Osama bin Laden. “That’s the difference in me and some, including all of the right-wingers who are attacking me now. They had eight months to try; they did not try. I tried. I really really extremely really tried. They didn’t try and I did, and this is the real difference, the trying. And also, I tried.”

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

London's Olympic-Sized Mosque!

Designed to hold up to 70,000 (3 Divisions!) of screaming, hate-filled zealots of the "Religion of Peace", this is set to turn London on its ear! (Tip of the Karridine K'ffir Kepi to localharbor, Earth2Moonbat and Canadian Infidel!)

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Graphic: Islamo-fascists supremacists strutting their stuff in Londonistan...

An Olympic-sized mosque at last! Think of the events:

1. Lighting the Peugot at the opening ceremonies.

2. The "Please, Effendi, may I have another!" competition. Always a favorite of the fans!

3. The infidel chase.

4. The monster camel races

5. Cat Stevens concerts (ptewwie!)

6. Annual Jihadi weapons fair

7. Jumping through rings of fire contests.
8. Hide and seek camouflage competition.
9. The Decapulathon of Infidel Heads.
10. The push-off competition - how many unscarved girls can you push back into a burning building. (And of course, “Ignore the Screams” contest, following on.)

11. Impromptu Anti-West Seething Rally organization contest.

12. Car Swarm body part gathering contest.
13. Car Swarm body part cooking contest. Ummm, yummy!
14. The power of Islamic will contest. Contestants gather in prayer facing
Mecca, pray on the ground while licking salt licks praying for the return of the 6th century.


Tip of the Karridine K’ffir Kepi to localharbor, Earth2Moonbat & Canadian Infidel


A Study in Contrasts!

Yes, we understand that Muslims are NOT touched, moved or swayed by LOGIC! They are all about intimidation and subjugation by force, but great talent is where you find it, and BuzzsawMonkey posted this at LGF! Its a good listen:

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Graphic: courtesy the ever-brilliant Ramirez!

"Islam is noble! Islam is peace!"
Yet the bombings, beheadings, and murders don't cease.

"Jihad is an examination of self!"
Yet it mandates that you knuckle under--or else.

"Sha'aria law must apply to us all."
Before Muslim males it mandates you crawl.

"Denigrating Islam is forbidden--haraam."
NO! I don't go along with this scam.

When I was young, I read with awe
The Koran and sha'aria law
I'd cringe whene'er I heard church bells
And dream of killing infidels
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
For the Muslims must hold sway.

I traveled to Afghanistan
Osama Bin Laden is The Man
I studied more of the moon god
And schooled in techniques of jihad.
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
For the Muslims must hold sway.

Now I work in a convenience store
Small provocations I ignore
Until the time my sleeper cell
Can blow a few kuffars to hell
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
Gimme crap Koran, and I don't care,
For the Muslims must hold sway. (Tip the K’ffir Kepi to BuzzsawMonkey!)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Olbermann's Latest Public Display of Affection

To Keith: here are 16 reasons, documented by Democrat and Republican "True Americans" alike, which REFUTE in toto your abject ad hominem and straw-man attacks on-air.
Tip of the Karridine K'ffir Kepi to JD.

Clinton is STILL responsible for letting bin Laden go, for so long. (to the tune of 16 Candles)

Sixteen Reasons
Why the Clinton Legacy
Will Show Clinton Responsible
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Graphic: Courtesy M. Ramirez

Update: The
Documentary Footnotes, IF you need them Mr Olbermann!

Lopez: What most surprised you to learn about the Clinton years and terrorism?

Miniter: Three things:

1) That the Sept. 11 attacks were planned in May 1998 in the Khalden Camp in southeastern Afghanistan, according to American and British intelligence officers I interviewed. In other words, the 9/11 attacks were planned on Clinton's watch.

2) The sheer number of bin Laden's attacks on Americans during the Clinton years.

3) And how much senior Clinton-administration officials knew about bin Laden and how little they did about it.

Lopez: This sounds like this could all be right-wing propaganda. How can you convince readers otherwise?

Miniter: Most of my best sources were senior Clinton officials, including both of his national-security advisers, his first CIA director, Clinton's counterterrorism czar Richard Clarke, Madeline Albright, and others. Plus, I interviewed scores of career federal officials. None of them are card-carrying members of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Arizona "Memorial" Redux

IowaHawk outdoes himself in this clear-headed, truthy look at the Arizona 9-11 "Memorial"

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Spiny Norman Lear: "Road-Show!"

Give a listen to Mahmoud, recruiting actors for this season's Palestinian Roadshow:

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Mahmoud’s Palestinian Recruiting, Mahmoud speak-

Oh, Ahmad! Wah Alekkom, Salaam!

Yeah, yeah, we’re hevving tryouts for new roadshow… is a dark comedy, a

–how you call it?- farce? “Evil Clowns With Guns!”

No, we don’t have the funding in-place yet, Tariq was denied his US visa AGAIN, so he cannot go raising ‘free-will contributions’ to our charity-front…

Well, yeah, the Saudis TALK a good funding, then they take their oil-me money to the whore-towns and amphetamine-

What? Oh, yeah! “Evil Clowns With Guns!” it is moosical, set in the land of the Shakey Araby, with men dancing, men jogging half-nood, men embracing men with manly embraces of Islam and manly kisses on the manly lips of manly, effeminate men-

Hunh? Well, we think so, too! BEEEG market for this hyper-realistic road-show for peeeeace!

You want what, Ahmed?

Sorry, the casting is finished, all the clowns are in-place. But call again in 60 days, we’re casting for the NEXT production, “Bleu Helmet, Green Helmet!”

-Signoff- (Tip of the Karridine K’ffir Kepi to Spiny Norman!)

Pity Poor Tariq!

Islamo-fascist 'scholar' Tariq Ramadan was AGAIN denied a US visa, and not because he's a terrorist-supporting Islamo-fascist shill... (Tip of the Kffir Kepi to Charles@LGF)

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The US government again denied a visa application for terror-supporting Islamic firebrand, Tariq Ramadan, currently ‘teaching’ at Oxford, in the College of Fascist Studies.

He had this to say:

“I think it’s clear from the history of this case that the U.S. government’s real fear is of my ideas,” he said. “I am excluded not because the government truly believes me to be a national security threat, but because of my criticisms of the continuing lack of appeasement in American foreign policies in the Middle East; because of my opposition to the invasion of Iraq and the ever-more successful encouragement of democratic self-rule without the Muslim strong-men; and because of my criticism of some of the Bush administration’s policies with respect to civil liberties for traitors, Islamist terrorists and fifth-column subversives.”

Tariq Ramadan, on his visa denial, again. Tip of the Karridine Kepi to Charles at LGF!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

A Strong Week!

A couple of observations from this past week:

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Klips! 479K
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And as for Thailand... well, its an ordinary Thai weekend, overcast with a South China Sea typhoon overstretching us, and intermittently drenching my struggling seedlings! NOT a happy camper!


Festivali De La Bonzo Gonzo Taqqiya Extravaganza


(Yeah, I’m on it. Going live in 5, 4, 3, 2…)

“Hey! Hallo, and welcome to the Ramadan Fast, a time of peaceful prayer and moderate purification! Hey! Talking about peaceful, it is now MORE peaceful in the world without the three lying, ignorant stooges whose bodies you see laid out behind me, with their severed heads placed on their chests…

THEY were caught defaming the Holy Prophet by saying Muslims are violent and intolerant, so we sawed off their heads with dull knives! Allah’u’Ackbar!

WE are entering Ramadan (do not call it Ramadanadingdong!) because WE are submissive to the will of God, as brought by Muhammad, who promised to send Baha’u’llah, but in Whom we DO NOT believe! He is practicing taqiyyah, lying about being the One Promised by Muhammad!

So we continue submitting to Muhammad, and acting to force everyone else to be attracted by the fragrance of our actions and the purity of our motives. We only kill you for the sake of God!

Oh, look at the clock on the wall! Mahmoud-Mickey’s big hand holds his scimitar straight up, and his little hand is over his crotch, so its time to return to scheduled, PC-appeasement broadcasting until next time!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Hijab News Network

As if Baha'u'llah did not exist, this look into a dystopian Muslim future is scary if funny in ways!

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Hijab News Network: "In today's news, Zionist occupiers of al-Quds martyred 2 Hamas shahids, while in Iraq, 3 Crusaders were justly sent to Hell by jihadi snipers...In Florida, the transformation of the Orange Bowl into a Mosque, nears completion....A Detroit jury, properly all-Muslim, found Osama bin Laden not guilty of all charges, and Judge Mohammad al-Hassan apologised to the falsely accused hero of all Muslims for the pre-Islamic DOJs insolence in charging the great one...Meanwhile, the US Immigration and Nationalization Service announced that the millionth Muslim immigrant to America this year, arrived today...The FBI reported that agents shot to death 6 Islamophobes in Idaho, after they blasphemed the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him). Beheading Videos at 11."

Tip of the K’ffir Kepi to Nastification Agenda, posting in position #82 @ LGF, today, September 22, 2006: BSWB!

DNC Agenda

This just in: our advance copy of the Democratic National Convention Agenda (not the DNC Hidden Agenda!)

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You may have noticed how Hillary is trying to appease the Center and the left at the same time. The agenda listed below may make it difficult.
2008 Democrat Convention agenda

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular "prayers" by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.

6:40 p.m.- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30. p.m. - * Half-Time Show: The Dixie Chicks!*

10:00. p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20. p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank D,
Mass. Sponsor

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m.- 'Free Saddam' pep rally and Cheer.

11:45 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:50 p.m. - Al Franken punches a baby.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democrat candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?

Tip o’the Karridine Kepi to cbINFLUX –signoff-

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Men of the West!

A poster calling himself jehu shared this jewel!

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Men of the West: Time to pick up the Bible again, turn to the Old Testament, to Plato and Aristotle, Time to read again City of God, to revisit da Vinci and Copernicus, to stand with Luther at Wittenberg with Hammer, thesis and nails.

Start reading Bacon, and Locke, Kant and Camus. Remember the emergence of reason with Galileo from the prison of blind faith. Read the thoughts of Adam Smith, and understand wealth. Look at greatness and failures of the past with Gibbon. Read what Madison, Hamilton and Jay wrote, revisit Emerson and his pond. Like de Tocqueville, see America as a crowning Jewel of Western Civilization.

Read John Mill, Dickens and Tolstoy. Throw away your liberal education about nothing that stands for nothing. And see again with clear eyes the GREAT experiment, this sweeping vast panorama called Western Civilization.

Then tell me… is it worth nothing? That it is OK for savage men to come to its shores to gaze at its tall buildings with nothing but ignorance and hatred in their hearts? With minds like beasts, for us to laugh, to jest with them as we demean our own leaders?

The blood of all those that died on the torture stake to see this great culture established, to limit the divine right of kings, to apportion religion its place, and science to its sphere, that the whole man might mature in liberty, that is worth nothing?

My spirit and soul are in agony, not for the depredations of the barbarians and beasts at our door. But for the frothy arrogance and ignorance of the men that live in the luxury of a culture carved out of chaos, of blood shed on too many battlefields to count. And that the descendents of the Men that stood at Tours, or Vienna, can simply consider it all not worth defending, not worth the effort to even understand what it is that they are about to lose, for themselves and for their children.

Freedom goes only to those who consider it worth any price. Freedom is a jealous god, and if not worshiped by the souls of men, even to blood, freedom will leave the battlefield and cast its banner to the muddy and bloodless ground... let the Barbarian be your teacher and master for a thousand years, then see if you love freedom more than your lies. (slight editing for clarity, kd)

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Coup is ON! Muslim Interim Prime Minister

Its developing, and its not over yet.

Today's posts have been made at LGF.

Check the "Thai Coup" thread


UPDATE: 1022 BKK : Podcast 1015AM, Wednesday: Wake Up to A Cuppa Coup!

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Taqiyyah's NOT Tough!

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Graphic: Jordyptians NOT PRACTICING Taqiyyah!

Taqiyyah Trouble?

-ring!- ‘Allo, Friend!

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Do you mumble or stutter when they catch you in your ‘Religion of Peace’ bit?

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Friday, September 15, 2006

Pope Plays to Tough Audience

The Catholic Pope, in a recent speech, alluded to 'medieval' attitudes of violence in Muslims. To prove him wrong, violent Muslims world-wide violently demonstrated their violent support for doing violence to the Pope and to anybody else who DARES call the Muslims "violent".

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Non-Partisan Policies and CAIR

This just in from SayANYthing blog, asking some pertinent questions about WHO the dissembling, fifth-column apologists at CAIR support, and why:

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Who The Terror Apologists Support.

By my count, there are 154 Democrats in the House of Representatives who get a 100% rating from the terror apologists at CAIR. Currently there are 201 Democrats total in the House, which means that a full 76%, more than 3/4’s, of them get the CAIR stamp of approval.

On the flip side, there’s only 8 Republicans who get CAIR’s approval out of the 231 GOP’ers in the House. That’s 3.5%.

I can’t find where CAIR has issued rankings like this for the Senate, but I think you get the drift as to the sort of politicians CAIR lends its support to.

So what do we say about this? Well, maybe we should consider why it is that a terror-apologizing, terror-connected group like CAIR overwhelmingly supports one political party over the other. It just makes sense that CAIR should support the Democrats. The Dems oppose aggressive anti-terror techniques like NSA call monitoring, Treasury Department finance tracking (which has tripped up CAIR in the past as I pointed out above), and aggressive interrogation of terror detainees. They oppose fighting the war on terror in the middle east. They seem to think that we can hide out within our own borders and just react to terror attacks as they happen. ...

As far as I’m concerned, CAIR’s list of recommendations works as a list of people Americans concerned about the war on terror shouldn’t vote for under any circumstances. I think the people on this list, and the people who agree with the people on this list, need to consider the fact that they’re finding themselves on the same side of our foreign policy as the allies of our enemies. I won’t go so far as to say that they actively support terrorism, or that they are happy about receiving CAIR’s endorsement, but the fact remains that their policy choices line up with CAIR’s interests...and that’s not a good thing.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Friday the 13th Comes Tomorrow for AirAmerica!

Listen now as Al Franken, that ever-cogent source of level-headed wisdom and All-American truthiness, answers some questions from a concerned investor:

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Friday the 13th Comes Tomorrow on the 15th For AirAmerica

-ring!- ring!- Hello, Al Franken here, America’s Funniest-

What? No, AirAmerica is NOT filing for bankruptcy tomorrow…

We’re filing for PRE-bankruptcy relief

What? Yeah, yeah, NPR is awesome. I heard the other day an expose, on none other than Joan Jett. It was a real-time undressing of fact and reason melded with filth and despondency all done in a very cordial interview. (RightWing Zephyr) Why?

An all-woman radio station? Who would THAT appeal to?

Well, if you’ve done the demographics and market res-

But- but look at AirAmerica! WE appeal to mainstream Americans of all political affiliations, and even WE are having trouble making ends meet…

No, we have no plans for appealing to the twisted, radical FRINGE that wants violence and war against Musl-

Fringe! Yeah, right-wing extremists- What? 68% of Americans want to PROTECT America? Even more are willing to use nukes to defend America?

Well, THERE YOU HAVE IT! These are the radical, fringe elements we’re talking about-

“What? I don't know if that's true or not," Franken tells Radar when asked about the bankruptcy report. "We do know that there have been cash-flow problems. I haven't been paid in a while. Like, there's no cash flowing to me." 3wood

After AirAmerica? I dunno about the others, but I’ve got a job lined up with one of the most listened-to networks in the world… I’ll be providing context and color to international broadcasts… Yeah, I’ll be okay, laughing all the way to the bank… Who am I working for? A European-Spanish radio group called El Jazeerah, why?”


Truthers Get the Message OUT There!

Here's Mickey Mouthbreather, recapping the Ground Zero moonbat convention September 11th, to his friend:

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Fahrenheit 9/11 is a sinister exercise in moral frivolity, crudely disguised as an exercise in seriousness. It is also a spectacle of abject political cowardice masking itself as a demonstration of "dissenting" bravery.

Christopher Hitchens, Slate, June 21, 2004CE/160BE

-ring!- Hey, Hoosier Daddy?

Aaaay, Dewd! That was SOME truther convention, no doubt!

You what? Yeah, I got some pacalolo time in too, around the corner…

-zzzzzzut!- coff! Yeah, man, this smoke is shit, but its righteous shit!

Hunh? Oh, yeah, Dewd, there musta been more than 1,000 truthers there-

What? Well, at least 5 hun-

HOW MANY? The police estimated between 2 and 3 HUNDRED? Oh, no way, Man, I was there-

Well- well, I wasn’t too stoned to count to a thousand…

Anyway, the important thing is… uhm… what was I talking about?

Oh, yeah. Thanks. The IMPORTANT thing is that WE HAVE THE TRUTH, no matter how many Popular Mechanics reports the Bushies buy! They can’t cover it up, and WE gonna pull the mask of this whole, ugly… uh… what were we talking about?

Oh. Yeah, I could FEEL THE HATE, Dewd! They would talk about Zombietime or Popular Mechanics or FahrenHype 9-11 and I could just FEEEEEL the ugly,

you know?

Okay, we’ll do it again NEXT month, after I get my Welfare… if that Muslim asshole down the hall doesn’t kill me first…


Thursday, September 07, 2006

CAIR's Hooper Defames

Doug "Abraham" Hooper, mouthpiece for the execrable CAIR, defames and its creator, Robert Spencer, using Chicago Sun-Times as soapbox.

Mr Spencer rebuts, and today's recording excerpts part of that excellent rebuttal:

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What of the posts Hooper does quote? He would do well to examine them closely before dismissing them as "Islamophobia." The first post he quotes says that if he is "angry from time to time when it comes to the subject of Islam, that is the fault of Islam and its thriving terrorist establishment....It is good to hate your enemies: We are going to have to kill them."

What about this offends Hooper? Abraham, you are welcome to comment here and explain, or to email me at, but in the meantime I will speculate a bit. I suspect that what offends you about this is the idea that any anger anyone has toward Islam or Muslims could be the "fault of Islam." So consider it from the infidel point of view for just a moment. Here you are in the Chicago Sun Times wringing your hands about "Islamophobia" and posing as a victim, when in fact several members of your organization have been arrested and convicted of various terrorism-related activities, and you no longer contest Anti-CAIR's characterization of CAIR as a "terrorist supporting front organization" that "wishes nothing more than the implementation of Sharia law in America" and is a group that was "founded by Hamas supporters which seeks to overthrow Constitutional government in the United States and replace it with an Islamist theocracy using our own Constitution as protection."

Can you see the cognitive dissonance there? I suspect you can. And don't think infidels haven't noticed it also. I believe that you, Mr. Hooper, are one of those who are responsible for the anger some non-Muslims feel toward Muslims today: these non-Muslims are not fools. They can see through posturing and disingenuousness. They see all the things that don't tally with your professed anti-terrorism, and see that you have never answered lingering questions about where your organization really stands. They can see how you trump up anti-Muslim hate crimes. But of course, I doubt any of this will cause you concern: after all, you are entirely willing to use that anger for your own purposes in the Chicago Sun Times, with Jim Ritter as your willing dupe.

(Tip of the Karridine Kepi to Robert Spencer and Charles Johnson)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Keith Olbermann et alia

Well, today's headlines prompt me to repost this oft-requested jewel from Iowahawk:

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Caveat Empty: Do NOT listen to this while drinking ANYthing... spew warning in effect.

And a reminder that life under Shari'a law is NO resort!

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Ahmadi-nejhad's Fifth Column

Tip of the Karridine Kepi to Moonbatbane, who suggested these Headlines of Horror from tomorrow's media:

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Graphic: Thanks to Carl Moore's "State of the Union"
Scratch that: Thanks to Cox & Forkum

-ring!- This is Secretary of Dysinformation… Ahmadi-nejhad? Yessir, I have your headlines for the near future, as you requested:

(1) Central London Destroyed by Nuclear Device -- World Community Baffled as to Perpetrator (BBC)

(2) UN Condemns Israel for Identifying Iran as Source of Nuclear Weapon that Destroyed London (AP)

(3) Central New York Destroyed by Nuclear Device -- World Community Baffled as to Perpetrator (NYT)

(4) Muslims Seethe at President Bush's Statement that Islamofacism Responsible (AP)

(5) Heroic Speaker Nancy Pelosi Moves for Impeachment of President Bush over London Bombing, Islamophobic Comments (AP, Al Reuters, BBC, NYT, and Washington Post, CNN, etc.)

(6) Democrats Underground: BushHitler Did It.

(7) Daily Kos: Just More Little Eichmanns

(8) Tel Aviv Destroyed by Nuclear Device -- World Community Baffled as to Perpetrator

(9) Claims by Imadinnerjacket that "Iran has Gutted the Great Satans and Enemies of Islam" Puzzling (al Reuters)

(10) Israel Condemned by UN, World Community for Disproportionate Response: Bombing of Iranian Military and Government Buildings (BBC)

Pretty good, yes? We just move ahead on our plans, and they will blind themselves to us, to our motives and to our methods! Ahmadi-nejhad, I told you, these Euro-American choads are idiots, USEFUL idiots, but blind moron choads all the same!

Yo, you have a great day too, and call me when the 12th Imam appears!

Kepi Tip to MoonbatBane!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Cash-Fowl Jihad: Bush vs Hizbollah

Tip of the Karridine Kepi to MSimon, and here's today's uplinked download:

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Cash-Flow Jihad!

Cash Flow Jihad Strikes Hamas
Cash Flow Jihad Meets Aftermath
Iran to Enter Cash Flow Jihad Zone
Follow the Money
Follow the Gold

-ring!- ‘Allo? No, we will get that to you A. S. A. P! Trust me, Habibi!

-ring!- ‘Allo? Oh, yes, Mister Seniora, yes, well we WILL pay, as soon-

(click!) sigh

-ring!- Allo, what? Oh yeah? Well EVERYONE wants payment, but the Hizbollah pockets are being squeeee-zed by that Beast Boosh!

What? You don’t know?

Boosh has decleared crusade on our funds, donations, legitimate gifts from Hizbollah supporters worldwide, and-

Hunh? No, he is not as stoopid as he looks! What? You fall for that Chimpy Bushitler baloney too? Hoo-hah!

This Boosh is NO Chimpy! He stops our benks, he stops our transfers, he wages Kesh-Flow Jihad on us, that dirty ba-

What? When do we pay you?

Saddiq, FRIEND… We will not forget you, and as soon as we have some funds you will get what’s coming to you!

Oh, most assuredly, my squeaky-wheel friend, you will get what you deserve!

-click!- ‘Allo? Allo?

Hat-Tip MSimon & Signoff