Friday the 13th Comes Tomorrow for AirAmerica!
Listen now as Al Franken, that ever-cogent source of level-headed wisdom and All-American truthiness, answers some questions from a concerned investor:
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Friday the 13th Comes Tomorrow on the 15th For AirAmerica
-ring!- ring!- Hello, Al Franken here,
What? No, AirAmerica is NOT filing for bankruptcy tomorrow…
We’re filing for PRE-bankruptcy relief…
What? Yeah, yeah, NPR is awesome. I heard the other day an expose, on none other than Joan Jett. It was a real-time undressing of fact and reason melded with filth and despondency all done in a very cordial interview. (RightWing Zephyr) Why?
An all-woman radio station? Who would THAT appeal to?
Well, if you’ve done the demographics and market res-
But- but look at AirAmerica! WE appeal to mainstream Americans of all political affiliations, and even WE are having trouble making ends meet…
No, we have no plans for appealing to the twisted, radical FRINGE that wants violence and war against Musl-
Fringe! Yeah, right-wing extremists- What? 68% of Americans want to PROTECT
Well, THERE YOU HAVE IT! These are the radical, fringe elements we’re talking about-
“What? I don't know if that's true or not,"
Franken tells Radar when asked about the bankruptcy report. "We do know that there have been cash-flow problems. I haven't been paid in a while. Like, there's no cash flowing to me." 3wood
After AirAmerica? I dunno about the others, but I’ve got a job lined up with one of the most listened-to networks in the world… I’ll be providing context and color to international broadcasts… Yeah, I’ll be okay, laughing all the way to the bank… Who am I working for? A European-Spanish radio group called El Jazeerah, why?”