Friday, September 22, 2006

DNC Agenda


This just in: our advance copy of the Democratic National Convention Agenda (not the DNC Hidden Agenda!)



DNC Agenda! 575K
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CONVENTION AGENDA

You may have noticed how Hillary is trying to appease the Center and the left at the same time. The agenda listed below may make it difficult.
2008 Democrat Convention agenda

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular "prayers" by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.

6:40 p.m.- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30. p.m. - * Half-Time Show: The Dixie Chicks!*

10:00. p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20. p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank D,
Mass. Sponsor

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m.- 'Free Saddam' pep rally and Cheer.

11:45 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:50 p.m. - Al Franken punches a baby.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democrat candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?

Tip o’the Karridine Kepi to cbINFLUX –signoff-

1 Comments:

Blogger Massachusetts Republican said...

Last minute addition a meet and greet with H Chavez

Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:46:00 PM  

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