Thursday, March 30, 2006

Open Letter to Borders Books

I didn't write this, but I'm proud to share this Open Letter from Mr Robert Bidinotto, to Borders/Waldenbooks, calling them out on their recent cowardly capitulation to imagined, as-yet-uninflicted bullying.
The Borders Debacle

Share this with friends, Americans, Brits, Canadians and Europeans even...


The gentlemen drawn to the right really is NOT Mr. Robert Bidinotto, editor of The New Individualist, but is Alex Sandler of Baguio City, Phillipines, and an avid reader of New Individualist which you may find HERE.

And a special Howja-Dew to Mr Conn, from Ireland!

Bulldozers and The Logic-Impaired of Today

Today's recording is about a girl almost as flat as the two lovelies pictured to the right, and they measured 14 mm deep, although they are almost 90 cm tall.

No, its a last-effort to nail shut the coffin for a young woman who went wrestling with a Big Bulldozer and, unaccountably, came in Second, while the bulldozer only came in next-to-last!

The lovelies (shown to the right) were in Diamond Street, outside Diamond Hotel in south Pattaya, but alas! they are no more.

Like the lady in our featured song.


Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Pore Rachel!

This is NOT by Billy Bragg, thank goodness, but IF the Guardian wants exclusive download rights, I'll remove it from download here, and let the world access this Ode to Pore Rachel through al-Grauniad!

Warning: Spew Alert is in effect. Possible LMFAO effects.


Peace is being waged by the world community of the Most Great Name, and despite the simplistic and naive assertions of the 'Peace, not War' tools around the world, PEACE is much more than the cessation of military efforts!

Monday, March 27, 2006

Helpful Headlines of HAMAS !

For a Tuesday mourning in the world, a podcast of amazing dullness and mind-numbing oxymorons, heaped one on another, in hypnotic cadence like drops of mercury, falling heavily on your forehead...

This ain't.

Take a taste!

First hit's free, Kid!


Her? She was a pole-dancer in Pattaya, with a
COBRA tattooed on her left breast. She's 17 in
the drawing.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

A Wiretap of Middle-Eastern Wisdom

This just in, recently released by the Defense Department from their vast abuse of wiretapping power: Wiretap!

If you enjoy these, tell yr friends!


Rantzen Chants

Great new week, to you!

Here's your Podcast for today, Monday March 27th.

It has Helpful Headlines of Happiness, and some of them are actually HAPPY!


Sunday (US TIME) Recap:

Sorry 'bout that, he mumbled, frantically searching for a face-saving out, only to find that he had to post quickly, or lose even the last few hours of US 'Sunday' time available to him!

So, here's the recap of the week, starting with Monday's Podcast,
and Tuesday's Podcast, followed by Wednesday's Iraqi Troop-Support Song, chased closely by Thursday's Helpful Headlines of Happiness, and topped off by TGIF!

And that's a Week-in-Review! Enjoy!


The NEW Format!

New! Improved! Compressed AND Fully Inflatable (just add water)!

The MP3's here will be rants, opinions and (sometimes) money-oriented or debt-related or financial-based. (You can find some good money-oriented rants at a better blog than this, Cash-N-Karridine!

Here, we'll continue to focus on Sparkling Spoons of Sar-chasm, to Scrape out Scoops of Stuff, just for the connoysee- cannoiezeeoors- People Who Appreciate a Good Rant!

Monday! Be here or be toroidal!


Thursday, March 23, 2006

Friday Finale

"These are the headlines that try mens' souls..." to paraphrase Tom Paine. And although these are the headlines of our day, they show some of the important dynamics and flows that are shaping the times, hence giving us a chance to scrape away accumulated brain-goop with a couple sharp spoons!

Thank Goodness Its Friday!


Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Helpful Headlines of Happiness

Greetings, O Great & Glorious Reader!

Here is another issue of your favorite podcast, Helpful Headlines of Happiness!

Enjoy, and Comment about what you like, dislike, want more of or less of! YOU are the boss, here!


Tuesday, March 21, 2006

3 Year Milestone? Winning in Iraq!

Well, with so many positive signs coming out of Iraq, (elections, Constitution, Iraqi Defense Forces taking over more of the defense effort, al-Qaeda forced into hiding, regular people aiding their government), I'm PODCASTING this supportive, troop-applauding song!

It's time to take a stand, FOR or AGAINST self-determination, justice and freedom of speech!


Monday, March 20, 2006

A Blast of a Benchmark for March 21

Happy New Year!

To all of you who recognize Spring as the first season of the year, today is the First Day of Spring in the northern hemisphere, and the first day after the Equinox, so I wish you a happy and prosperous New Year! Happy Naw Ruz!

Our PODCAST for today quotes Mark Steyn, reminding us that our God-given rational soul is best used rationally: connecting the dots!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Last Day of the Old Year, Monday March 20

Here's wishing you a prosperous and productive New Year, IF you believe that Spring is the first season of the year and IF you believe that tomorrow is the Spring Equinox.

Here's a Podcast brimful of headlines, hope and helpfulness! Enjoy...

And here's another request for your suggestions for these recorded broadcasts!

Thanks, and have another GREAT New Year!


Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Week in Review! March 13-19, 162BE

Here, assembled in one post, are the preceding week's releases. We'll get them into Flash soon!

Real Ripples! REAL RIPPLES!

Operation Swarmer! Operation Shwarma

Orianna Fallaci Orianna Fallaci

BIG Differences! Inside Hamas!

With or Against Us! With Us or Against Us

G. I. M. P. here to listen


And remember, you are invited to suggest subjects for recording, either in Comments here, or by emailing

Thanks for another great week!


Friday, March 17, 2006

Treasure Trove of Truth

Those 2 million documents being made public are starting some REAL RIPPLES!

(Right-click and 'Save as...')

For all my faithful followers, this good news: I'm in the act of setting up a 20-minute daily podcast, and it should be online in a couple of days. Stay tuned!


Thursday, March 16, 2006

Scott McClellan's Press Conference

Scott McClellan is recorded here while enlightening various reporters with gentle taps of the ClueBat at a recent press conference on "Operation Shwarma".



A Spoonful of Medicine Makes the Sugar Go Down

The re-awakened interest in religion is clearly far from having reached its peak, whether the search for justice or the polar-contrasting 'extraterrestrial sightings, self-discovery regimens, wilderness retreats, charismatic exaltation, New Age enthusiasms, or the consciousness-raising efficacy attributed to narcotics and hallucinogens'...

On the contrary.

The phenomenon is the product of historical forces that steadily gather momentum. Their common effect is to erode the certainty, bequeathed to the world by the twentieth century, that material existence represents ultimate reality.

k1-Orianna Fallaci re-evaluates Islamist goals in light of this obvious bankruptcy.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Irreconcilable Differences

A Brain-Spoons Exclusive: Inside Hamas! (Right-click and 'Save as...')

It all gets clearer and clearer!


Tuesday, March 14, 2006

WHY Spoons?

WHY Brain Surgery With Spoons? (Right-click and "Save as...")

It’s like this. If you’ve ever tried to rationally & courteously discuss or explain something like, oh, say Islamo-fascist terrorism, and the person you’re speaking with responds with non sequiturs, and anger, and base accusations and invective at YOU, rather than the thugs and terrorists, then you KNOW the feeling of trying to perform brain surgery with spoons.

So I decided to sharpen my spoons, and lengthen some of their handles, and craft them of copper and titanium and stainless steel and chrome!

I honed my spoons to razor sharpness, welded some together to double-edged perfection and widened the spoons to near-spatulate capacity.

Some of my spoons are right-handed, and some are left-handed. (I borrowed these from Christopher Hitchens.) Some of my spoons are fitted with ultrasonic transducers and carborundum tips, so they cut through even the most stubborn idiotarian mind-crud!

Why go to all the trouble?

Because I KNOW the value of the independent investigation of truth, especially when seeking Justice. By its light, I see with my own eyes and not through the eyes of my neighbor, and know of my own knowing and not through the knowledge of others.

This way, I feed myself spoon after spoon of righteous facts, and deliver a loving spoonful of factual fortification to the person I’m addressing.

These spoons are not for sale.


March 15, 2006/162BE

Issues of Trust

There's a reason humans continue to trust, and its NOT just because God says its a good thing. Well, maybe it is, because rationally, if God says trust and trustworthiness are becoming of humans, then we'll find scientific validation of this sooner or later, but the scientific validation was what sparked this post.

Trust and trustworthiness, contracts and trust, have been attacked and beset by thugs and tyrants since at least 1848, according to Chris Chantrill, whose essay is quoted here. (Right-click and "Save as...")


Monday, March 13, 2006

Global Islamofascist Media Person!

Now hiring!

You may be qualified! Check out this short commercial for Global Islamofascist Media Person!

We are highly selective, only accepting the best.

(Cannon fodder apply elsewhere!)

Click here to listen, or Right-click and "Save as..."


Sunday, March 12, 2006

ROPMA! A Brief Refresher Quiz

Good morning Monday!

What a world, with Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 displaying their spiritual bankruptcy and mental poverty for all the world to see, especially in Baghdad.

So to refresh our memories of who's giving us all this excitement, "The ROPMA.Net Quiz", for your listening pleasure!

And yes, I encourage you to suggest items for future recordings, OR email them to

When a strong, clearly-perceivable pattern develops over a period of more than 20 years, choosing NOT to see the pattern is a sign of sickness.

Moreover, when the disease elements are seeking to dominate, enslave or KILL YOU, willfully disregarding the symptoms of the disease, or pretending that the symptoms flow from and are caused by the goodwill, generosity and restraint of free nations around the world, is willfully akin to SUICIDE!

Karridine Quiz

The Famous ROPMA.NET Terrorism Quiz! (Thanks to

#1 In 1968 who assassinated Robert Kennedy?
(a) Abbie Hoffman
(b) Tiny Tim
(d) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40 (Sirhan Sirhan)

#2 In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and slaughtered by:
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#3 In 1979,the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists … between the ages of 17 and 40

#4 In 1981, Pope John Paul II was shot 4 times in an assasination attempt by:

(a) Christopher Columbus
(c) Vlad the Impaler,
(d) Muslim male extremists between the age of 17 and 40. (Name: Mehmet Ali Hagca)

#5 In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A Domino's pizza delivery boy
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists

#6 In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists

#7 In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kidd
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly…

#8 In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(d) Libyan Muslim male extremists

#10 In 1996 19 Americans were killed and hundreds more wounded at the U.S. Military complex at Khobar Towers, Saudi Arabia because of attacks by:

(b) Domino's Pizza "nerd"
(c)Clinton Administration Secretary of State Madeline Albright
(d)Muslim male extremists ..

#11 In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation
(d) Muslim male extremists

#13 On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists …

#15 In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists

#19 On October 12th 2002 more than 200 innocent civilians (including 200 Australians and 5 Americans) were brutally murdered in Bali by:

(a) Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy
(b) Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
(d) Muslim male extremists...

#20 On October 29th 2002 more than 700 Moscow theatre goers were taken hostage and threatened with execution by:

(a) RCMP
(b) ‘Dick’ Rather
(c) Phil Donahue, pissed because Fox News is kicking his ass
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 41

"Nope... I really don't see a pattern here to justify a terrorist profile, do you?”

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to use common sense to recognize certain people fitting a pattern. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because they fit the characteristics of ‘terrorist. "

Sunday Recap of Recordings

Here's a recap of the recordings posted for you, all in one easy list:

+Bennish the Barking Moonbat

+Mesopotamian Watershed

+'Dick' Rather

+Freedom to Speak!

+In the Koran

+Kill Americans

+Barbra Waters & Ahmadi-nejhad

+Muslims Question to Christians

+Wiretaps NOT NSA!

+Saint Pancake

+Wheelchairs for Iraqi Kids!

See you next week!


Saturday, March 11, 2006

Good News for Americans & Iraqis!

When you hear people whining or complaining about Iraq, here's yet ANOTHER light coming out of Iraq: Wheelchairs for Iraqi Kids.

And a short dissertation on the Mesopotamian Watershed of the Tigris & Euphrates.

Right-click and 'Save as...'


What About Freedom of Thought?

If you think,
Freedom of Thought
is a good thing...

If you have a righteous agenda,
Freedom of Thought
is a hateful, fearful thing
designed to keep YOU
from obeying ME!

I support Freedom of Thought,
and its outer manifestation,
Freedom of Speech! Download this MP3!


Friday, March 10, 2006

Smooth Transitions

John Ladalski has carved out a niche for himself, first as an actor in martial-arts films, next as a martial arts choreographer and stunt coordinator.

Now he turns his considerable talents to producing films that tell engaging, intriguing and money-making stories!

Any time you're getting dull or bored, scrape some of the accumulated shlup off your frontal lobes, spoon-feed yourself a change of pace, and shift your career.

Not radically, just in a new direction that still rewards, satisfies and offers growth options!
Ladalski is in the BLUE shirt.


Thursday, March 09, 2006

Barbra Waters Interviews Ahmadi-Nejhad

This morning's recording is of a short, but revealing interview with Ahmadi-Nejhad, zealot leader of Iran.

When he says 'Eliminate the Jews', you just KNOW he's one fluffy, easy-going and fair-minded guy. See for yourself with Barbra Interviews Ahmadi-nejhad.

We're living in interesting times...




BW: I’m Baba Wawa, interviewing Iranian leader Ahmadi-Nejhad. Sir-

A-N: "They know that they are not capable of causing the least harm to Iranian people," Ahmadinejad said during a visit to Iran's western province of Lorestan, according to the ISNA news agency. "They will suffer more."

BW: Who, Sir?

A-N: The usual gang of idiots, Great Satan, Little Satan and Kaa’ba Kingdom of Klowns!

BW: But they think you’re making nuclear weapons-

A-N: NO! We only use for electricity!

BW: How much electricity?

A-N: Enough to incinerate the Jews!

BW: Uhm-

A-N: Enough electricity to have beeg parking lot, from Haifa to Jerusalem! Hah!

BW: But isn’t that Anti-Semitic?

A-N: Not at all, it is their just desserts. In this case, no Jews, just deserts! Hah!

BW: Well don’t you think America will-

A-N: America is paper tiger, corrupt, weak and politically divided! We Iranians are Chosen by God, we are intellecticall- intellechica- we have higher IQ, and we are morally superior to Americans! Americans try to limit collateral damage, WE can kill unarmed Baha’is ANY TIME WE WANT! Hah!

BW: This is Baba Wawa-

A-N: MORE Electricity!

BW: signing off.

A-N: Even MORE, I tell you! MORE!

Silver Spoons, Item 1

Have finalized negotiations and secured some DYNAMITE tools for you good folks, Dear Readers.

I'm working on getting them to you, but its a difficult, fun undertaking!

You'll benefit when I get them ready, Real Soon Now! Don't let me renege on this, you deserve something GOOD!


Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Look at What's Right!

With so many vieing to point out what's wrong with America, it is easy sometimes to forget how much is GOOD in America. Despite efforts to portray America as 'the root cause of all the world's ills', America is STILL a nation that 12 million illegal aliens have risked all to enter!

When the thuggish and brutal around us lead chants of "Kill Americans!" and "Death to America!" I have found this short essay for your listening pleasure: KillAmerican.mp3



Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Demagogue? Child-Abuser?

Noting long-haired 'geography' "teacher" Jay Bennish's rant, we searched for today's MP3 and found Mr Bennish's Pop Quiz, posted at Ace of Spades, and recorded for you to download here.

His original vehement rant at his students was more than 12MB, so I decided not to include it.




Monday, March 06, 2006

...but International House of Pancakes???

I am always amazed at the extent of irony-deficiency demonstrated by leftists and Islamo-fascists.
Just yesterday there was a public call for "All Comrades to meet for a Pancake Breakfast, at IHOP, to honor Rachel Corrie."

You know, the anti-American moonbat shill who slipped under a bulldozer, survived, only to die as the ambulance dawdled and cruised under Jordyptian exile control?

So here's a spoony toon to scrape your brain: Right-click and "Save as..." Saint Corrie.MP3



Sunday, March 05, 2006

Alternative to YouTube!

Here's a version of "It's in the Koran!" (written by Patrick Henry, sung by Karridine) and unlike the YouTube version, you can download this one and send it to friends!

It's in the Koran.mp3 Right-Click and "Save as..."


Thursday, March 02, 2006

Brain Surgery on the Dead

The Foreign Correspondents' Club of Thailand (FCCT) turns 50 this year, and is outdoing itself in hosting dynamic, effective people from all around the world, and tonight 180 discerning correspondents listened and grilled (Kunying [roughly, Lady]) Porntip
, Thailand's first all-star practitioner of responsible forensic pathology.

She spoke in highly-educated English, and tread a careful path between telling the truth and telling the WHOLE truth, which could 'get me in big trouble tomorrow.'

With a well-prepared slide show, and a warning as she began that the material she would cover included graphic, real-life pictures of dead and abused adults and children, she moved quickly through her well- presented program, emphasising the following:

+ Thailand's urgent and chronic need for good forensics practitioners; and
+ Thailand's similar need for forensics to be codified and set into Thai criminal law;
+ but there is ongoing active and passive obstruction, obfuscation, foot-dragging, dawdling and smoke-screening by high-level (but unnamed) Thai police.

!+ There are problems with transparency, in Thailand. Deaths are investigated with police and the legally-mandated, usually local village, doctor. This leads to problems of misdiagnosis, shoddy investigation (when there IS an investigation), and huge frustration among survivors, family and friends. Oh, and widespread police anger at Porntip's team, and its successful (and publicized) investigations.

!+ Un-Identified Remains Problems: Thailand currently has between 2 and 5,000 UI human remains cases pending; and widespread police anger at Porntip's team, and its successful (and publicized) investigations of some of these. There are conflicting laws that pertain to these, and none of them approach or approximate similar Australian, American or British laws and forensics practices.

!+ Although there are some highly competent practitioners of Forensic Medicine, there are only 5 practitioners of Forensic Pathology in Thailand, with its current population of 63 million souls.

Lady Porntip ( often called Doctor Death or 'Spikey' because of her bold hairdo) is tireless in taking her message of the Need to Improve Thai law, forensics and public awareness, but there is widespread police anger at Porntip's team, and its successful (and publicized) investigations.

The message came through: when she investigates as an authorized member of the Justice Department of Thailand, (persons unnamed) demand that she work under the local auspices of the military; which then gets orders within 48-to-36 hours, to leave the crime-scene and return to Bangkok. This leaves only the police to investigate controversial deaths, which fills them with anger at Porntip's team, and its successful (and publicized) investigations.

At the end of her prepared program, Lady Porntip fielded questions about the TWIX-Poisonings at TESCO-Lotus; about conditions at migrant camps, from 'Save the Children'; and questions from several independent journalists about police anger and police capability regarding crime scene investigations; and a question from someone representing Pajamas Media.

Whatever that is.
Whoever that could be.



One of the stars of RENT, Tracy Thoms graced the Bangkok Film Festival 2006 with her vivacious smile, her gracious answering of questions she's probably heard dozens of times over in promoting this excellent film, and her sparkling presence on-screen.

You want gushing praise, however, you'll have to find it elsewhere. Me? I wanted some vocal fireworks, but noooo...

Ah well, may her career continue in excellence, and may her star continue to rise!


Wednesday, March 01, 2006

A Few Last BKK Film Fest Posts

Here is the sketch from Sunday's closing ceremony. Willem Dafoe, in his rugged splendor.

Humble opinion time: this is one of today's most versatile actors, capable competent and with a broad dramatic palette and wide appeal.

He caught my attention in "Streets of Fire" as the heavy, and I watched with interest as Willem, Rick Moranis, Bill Paxton, Diane Lane, Stony Jackson and Amy Madigan left poor Michael Pare in the dust of B-flicks, to pursue their careers on Hollywood's A-list, even if some of them are A-minus.