Ahmadi-nejhad's Fifth Column
Tip of the Karridine Kepi to Moonbatbane, who suggested these Headlines of Horror from tomorrow's media:
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Graphic: Thanks to Carl Moore's "State of the Union"
Scratch that: Thanks to Cox & Forkum
-ring!- This is Secretary of Dysinformation… Ahmadi-nejhad? Yessir, I have your headlines for the near future, as you requested:
(2) UN Condemns
(4) Muslims Seethe at President Bush's Statement that Islamofacism Responsible (AP)
(5) Heroic Speaker Nancy Pelosi Moves for Impeachment of President Bush over
(6) Democrats Underground: BushHitler Did It.
(8) Tel Aviv Destroyed by Nuclear Device -- World Community Baffled as to Perpetrator
(9) Claims by Imadinnerjacket that "
Pretty good, yes? We just move ahead on our plans, and they will blind themselves to us, to our motives and to our methods! Ahmadi-nejhad, I told you, these Euro-American choads are idiots, USEFUL idiots, but blind moron choads all the same!
Yo, you have a great day too, and call me when the 12th Imam appears!
Kepi Tip to MoonbatBane!