Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Ahmadi-nejhad's Fifth Column



Tip of the Karridine Kepi to Moonbatbane, who suggested these Headlines of Horror from tomorrow's media:


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Graphic: Thanks to Carl Moore's "State of the Union"
Scratch that: Thanks to Cox & Forkum

-ring!- This is Secretary of Dysinformation… Ahmadi-nejhad? Yessir, I have your headlines for the near future, as you requested:

(1) Central London Destroyed by Nuclear Device -- World Community Baffled as to Perpetrator (BBC)

(2) UN Condemns Israel for Identifying Iran as Source of Nuclear Weapon that Destroyed London (AP)

(3) Central New York Destroyed by Nuclear Device -- World Community Baffled as to Perpetrator (NYT)

(4) Muslims Seethe at President Bush's Statement that Islamofacism Responsible (AP)

(5) Heroic Speaker Nancy Pelosi Moves for Impeachment of President Bush over London Bombing, Islamophobic Comments (AP, Al Reuters, BBC, NYT, and Washington Post, CNN, etc.)

(6) Democrats Underground: BushHitler Did It.

(7) Daily Kos: Just More Little Eichmanns

(8) Tel Aviv Destroyed by Nuclear Device -- World Community Baffled as to Perpetrator

(9) Claims by Imadinnerjacket that "Iran has Gutted the Great Satans and Enemies of Islam" Puzzling (al Reuters)

(10) Israel Condemned by UN, World Community for Disproportionate Response: Bombing of Iranian Military and Government Buildings (BBC)

Pretty good, yes? We just move ahead on our plans, and they will blind themselves to us, to our motives and to our methods! Ahmadi-nejhad, I told you, these Euro-American choads are idiots, USEFUL idiots, but blind moron choads all the same!

Yo, you have a great day too, and call me when the 12th Imam appears!

Kepi Tip to MoonbatBane!

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