Spiny Norman Lear: "Road-Show!"
Give a listen to Mahmoud, recruiting actors for this season's Palestinian Roadshow:
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Mahmoud’s Palestinian Recruiting, Mahmoud speak-
Oh, Ahmad! Wah Alekkom, Salaam!
Yeah, yeah, we’re hevving tryouts for new roadshow… is a dark comedy, a
–how you call it?- farce? “Evil Clowns With Guns!”
No, we don’t have the funding in-place yet, Tariq was denied his US visa AGAIN, so he cannot go raising ‘free-will contributions’ to our charity-front…
Well, yeah, the Saudis TALK a good funding, then they take their oil-me money to the whore-towns and amphetamine-
What? Oh, yeah! “Evil Clowns With Guns!” it is moosical, set in the land of the Shakey Araby, with men dancing, men jogging half-nood, men embracing men with manly embraces of Islam and manly kisses on the manly lips of manly, effeminate men-
Hunh? Well, we think so, too! BEEEG market for this hyper-realistic road-show for peeeeace!
You want what, Ahmed?
Sorry, the casting is finished, all the clowns are in-place. But call again in 60 days, we’re casting for the NEXT production, “Bleu Helmet, Green Helmet!”
-Signoff- (Tip of the Karridine K’ffir Kepi to Spiny