Thursday, June 21, 2007

Keith Oldermann Admonishes Bush AGAIN!

NOT Olberman!

Keith Oldermann here with some shocking headlines for today, June 22, 2007

Well, after the defeat of Fatah forces in the Gaza Strip, Jordyptian 3rd-generation refusees slaughtered all who tried to surrender, so now Israel releases $400 million in ‘tax revenue’ to the “Palestinian Authority”, still with its Mahmoud Abbas figurehead at the helm.

While the Lebanese FINALLY defeated the enclave of Islamist thugs, and the world’s news-media offered deafening silence!

Give ‘em money for terror and the death for free?

Although I’m not in the habit of praising Mr Bush, it is becoming clearer daily that clear-headed analysts are seeing the morality, the desirability and the benefit to all humankind of taking decisive action in and against Iran.

And ‘decisive action’, Mr Bush, is NOT a strongly-worded letter!

And lest we forget, Mr Bush, Iran is this very day a world-leader in stoning to death unveiled women and hanging rape victims from construction cranes! Take these travesties to the American women, Mr Bush, and raise the call of Justice!

You are FOR America, aren’t you Mr President?

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

For All Ron Paul Fans!


Rumpelstiltskin was a dwarf
And in the tale of old
He saved the miller's daughter
By spinning straw to gold.

RonPaulstiltskin is a man
Elected to the House
Who's running now for President
The people to arouse.

RonPaulstiltskin spins the tale
Of how the US can
Only avert disaster if
It's Libertarian.

RonPaulstiltskin says that we
Must bring the troops all back
He does not think it wise to fight
Al-Qaeda in Iraq.

Rumpelstiltskin spun the straw
And made it into gold.
RonPaulstiltskin spins the straw
Positions that he holds.

Spinning straw to gold's a skill
That's not vouchsafed to man
RonPaulstiltskin can't make gold
Like Rumpelstiltskin can.
Thanks to BuzzSawMonkey!


Monday, June 18, 2007

Keith Oldermann Admonishes Bush

Here is the ever-clearheaded Keith Oldermann admonishing Mr Bush about the Hamas/Fatah terrorist realities:
Hamas = Fatah!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Fathers' Day Message

Here's a Fathers' Day Message from Keith Oldermann.

Fathers’ Day Message to President Bush
by Keith Oldermann

Mr President, can you imagine life without a skin? Have you ever seen a burn victim, with no clear, functioning DISTINCTION between their body and everything NOT their body?

Its not a pretty sight, Mr President. A human with no skin is like a nation with no borders, open to every opportunistic infection, every anti-American thug and zealot, every pus-producing filth that wants to saunter in!

Even worse, Mr President, pretending that there are NO LIMITS or defining lines on WHAT ISN’T America, destroys any definitions of WHAT IS America. The Constitution MAKES DISTINCTIONS, Mr President. The Constitution is American, for use by and for Americans, those law-abiding, Constitution-obeying humans INSIDE America’s borders legally.

By using overt and covert power to hinder the law of the land (ie., by NOT Building a Barrier along the Mexico-US border; now voted into law but not yet done) you erode the distinction between America and not-America. Sir, making a distinction is the FIRST LAW of FORM. Without distinctions, there is only CHAOS, as in the never-to-be-remembered 1960’s song by the quickly-forgotten musical group The Fugs, singing “Nothing, nothing, everything nothing…”

Mr Bush, as a man of principle, have the courage to DISTINGUISH between NOT-America and America; between foreign and domestic; between bad and good. All ‘foreign’ is not bad, but NOT MAKING THE DISTINCTION is suicidal, and in medical terminology IS DISTINGUISHED by the name, Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. By refusing to allow America to defend itself from casual invaders, by refusing to allow Americans to distinguish foreign from domestic, by refusing to do as We, the People voted to do and ERECT A BARRIER, you have “acquired” an “immune-deficiency, self-defense-deficiency” syndrome.

As a compassionate father, Mr Bush, show wise compassion to America and her ideals, to the good and the life that you are sworn to protect, HERE, in America. THEN we’ll consider what to do with non-Americans INSIDE America, when few if any more can get in illegally, and THEN we’ll consider what to do about foreign threats to America.

First, this Fathers’ Day, recognize that America IS, and much of the world IS NOT America!

Keith Oldermann
Oldermann's Fathers' Day Message
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Sunday, June 03, 2007

A Great Event Happening!

Here's a lesson for you marketing types!

Next Internet Millionaire!

A Great Event Happening!

Here's a lesson for you marketing types!

Next Internet Millionaire!