Taqiyyah's NOT Tough!
Learn today how to lie with ease, fluency and conviction! Join others at Islam-Central and tone up your taqiyyah tendencies. Taqiyyah is Muslim lying to anyone, Muslim or otherwise, thought to be a non-believer, and this commercial calls out to everybody wanting to improve their Lying Eyes:
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Graphic: Jordyptians NOT PRACTICING Taqiyyah!
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Do YOU have trouble lying to non-believers?
Do you mumble or stutter when they catch you in your ‘Religion of Peace’ bit?
Are you embarrassed to lie for God?
Are you ready to step up and Take the Taqiyyah Test©?
Well, you have come to
Taqiyyah has never been so easy, as you get expert coaching to lead you past ANY difficult truth-based questions from k’ffir pigs or dogs.
You need snappy comebacks? Triumphant Taqiyyah gives you dozens of anti-crusader one-liners that open the door to true justice at your hands!
K’ffir Girl: …but I respect Muhammad because He prophesied the Glory of God!
Taqiyyoptimist: Glory of God is righteousness of Christ! You deserve to DIE!
Heh-heh! Yes, you too can master these catchy comebacks and masterful deceptions to lead unbelievers to the truth!
Enroll now at Islam-Central for YOUR course on Taqiyyah Triumphant, and you’ll receive, at NO extra cost, your registration in the Leaping Liars League, a priceless value!
Act NOW, offer is limited to Muslims, but some leftists may be acceptable under our Useful Idiots Program. Offer void where God prevails.