Sunday, March 12, 2006

ROPMA! A Brief Refresher Quiz


Good morning Monday!

What a world, with Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 displaying their spiritual bankruptcy and mental poverty for all the world to see, especially in Baghdad.

So to refresh our memories of who's giving us all this excitement, "The ROPMA.Net Quiz", for your listening pleasure!

And yes, I encourage you to suggest items for future recordings, OR email them to karridine-at-gmail.com


When a strong, clearly-perceivable pattern develops over a period of more than 20 years, choosing NOT to see the pattern is a sign of sickness.

Moreover, when the disease elements are seeking to dominate, enslave or KILL YOU, willfully disregarding the symptoms of the disease, or pretending that the symptoms flow from and are caused by the goodwill, generosity and restraint of free nations around the world, is willfully akin to SUICIDE!

Karridine


ROPMA.net Quiz

The Famous ROPMA.NET Terrorism Quiz! (Thanks to RoPMA.net)

#1 In 1968 who assassinated Robert Kennedy?
(a) Abbie Hoffman
(b) Tiny Tim
(d) Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40 (Sirhan Sirhan)

#2 In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and slaughtered by:
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

#3 In 1979,the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists … between the ages of 17 and 40

#4 In 1981, Pope John Paul II was shot 4 times in an assasination attempt by:

(a) Christopher Columbus
(c) Vlad the Impaler,
(d) Muslim male extremists between the age of 17 and 40. (Name: Mehmet Ali Hagca)

#5 In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A Domino's pizza delivery boy
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists

#6 In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(c) The Little Mermaid
(d) Muslim male extremists

#7 In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kidd
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly…

#8 In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(d) Libyan Muslim male extremists

#10 In 1996 19 Americans were killed and hundreds more wounded at the U.S. Military complex at Khobar Towers, Saudi Arabia because of attacks by:

(b) Domino's Pizza "nerd"
(c)Clinton Administration Secretary of State Madeline Albright
(d)Muslim male extremists ..

#11 In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation
(d) Muslim male extremists

#13 On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists …

#15 In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) Captain Kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham
(d) Muslim male extremists

#19 On October 12th 2002 more than 200 innocent civilians (including 200 Australians and 5 Americans) were brutally murdered in Bali by:

(a) Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy
(b) Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street
(d) Muslim male extremists...


#20 On October 29th 2002 more than 700 Moscow theatre goers were taken hostage and threatened with execution by:

(a) RCMP
(b) ‘Dick’ Rather
(c) Phil Donahue, pissed because Fox News is kicking his ass
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 41

"Nope... I really don't see a pattern here to justify a terrorist profile, do you?”

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to use common sense to recognize certain people fitting a pattern. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because they fit the characteristics of ‘terrorist. "

1 Comments:

Blogger Karridine said...

Hey, Man! You make it sound like The Day of Judgment, when all mankind is called to stand FOR love, decency, ration & reason...

...or AGAINST it.

You make it sound like there's no gray area... but then, there were millions of 'moderate' Germans, and fat lot of good it did us OR them!

Sunday, March 12, 2006 10:26:00 PM  

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