Thursday, May 25, 2006

Bush Vows to Make Some Changes!


Mr Bush has been widely criticized for his
'Global War On Terror', so we're proud to post the President's response to these informed, intelligent, patriotic, well-thought and highly erudite criticisms:

There'll Be Some Changes Made!
(Right Click and Save as...)

Karridine

8 Comments:

Blogger reader said...

Good job, Karridine! I even like your changes to my original speech and will save the recording. Since you have my voice down real good, why don't you do the next White House Correspondents' dinner with me- you know, as a kinder and gentler impersonator? Be sure to practice on the eyebrows, and God bless!

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said...

George,
I will you take you up on your offer.
Please tell me when you are planning to invadeus here in Iran.
I am in daily contact with the 12th Imam at the bottom of the sacred well,
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/14/wiran14.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/01/14/ixworld.html
and he asked me when, so could you help me out?
Thank you, infidel dog Bush.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Karridine said...

Dear Ahmadi-netjab,
Thanks. You won't regret this.

You'll find full information relating to The 12th Imam, His Coming, and what He wants you to do, at www.Bahai.org

Sincerely,
Running-Dog Infidel K'ffir
Karridine

Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger reader said...

I couldn't find the info at your Bahai site on the 12th/Hidden Imam/Promised One. Is he/she the same person as your faith foretells? Would the chaos that Mr. Adamnonad wants eventually to unleash serve to usher in the new era for mankind that Bahai faithful believe in? Cuz I'd like to stop him...

Friday, May 26, 2006 12:16:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

GWB, Baha'u'llah (The Glory of God) came to call all humanity to the worship of God.

If this is 'submission to the Will of God' for this Day and Age, as promised by Muhammad, then Baha'u'llah brings True Islam, and the Muslims are just waiting to hear of His coming.

But as you can see, the Muslim clergy want THEIR UNDERSTANDING of the meaning of Scriptural prophecies to be more valid than God's actual fulfillment of those prophecies.

For instance, look at Christian clergy- No, start with Jewish clergy who, when faced with submitting to 'the righteousness that is Christ' or taking active steps to 'disprove' Him, chose to pick a verse from the Old Testament (no Holy One is ever hung from a tree) and IN ORDER TO "PROVE" Him wrong, they had Jesus 'hung from a tree'!

But causing the death of Jesus' body couldn't keep His Holy Word from living in the hearts and minds of millions who turn away from themselves in order to let Him guide them in their day-to-day life.

Despite the rabbi's rantings.

Back to Christian clergy. Faced with Jesus' admonition to 'be hot, or be cold, but if you are lukewarm, I'll spew you from my mouth!', and knowing that Jesus promised 3 times (Matt 24:14, Luke 21:24, Matt 24:15) that the processes Jesus named would lead people to the coming of 'One, like unto the Son of Man'.

Jesus' 3 processes (Gospel to the nations; Diaspora/Times of the Gentiles finished; and Daniel's Abomination of Desolation prophecy, 2,300 years from 457BC) ALL can be seen to come to completion in the same year: 1844 (1,260AH)

So while 'no man knoweth the time' ahead of time, AFTER the events of May 23, 1844 all humanity could point to that date as the Return, promised by the pure and holy Christ.

Briefly: Baha'u'llah, the Glory of God, is the Lord of Hosts promised to the Jews; the Return, promised to the Christians; the Mahdi, promised to the Muslims; the Amit-Abha, Buddha of Great Glory, promised the Buddhists... the Promised One, of ALL previous times and ALL previous religions.

He does not bring a 'new' religion, but the renewal of the single, unique and unchanging Faith of God, eternal in the past, eternal in the future. Those who recognize the Glory of God recognize ALL the Blessed Ones of the past, BECAUSE they recognize Him now, in His New Name (Rev 2:17, 3:12)

So the turmoil we see around us today is attributable in part to our continued refusal to publicly (or privately) investigate the claims of Baha'u'llah, and DO WHAT He TELLS US.

Friday, May 26, 2006 1:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Reverand Al Sharptongue said...

so, this is, like, a Bahai site?
I mean, that's ok, but is it one?
I 'm just asking...
Go Bab! Go Bab!
can I read all this if I'm not a Bahai?
do Bahais "submit", or just "join"?
where do I sign up?
are there special clothes, or prayers, or secret handshakes?
just asking the questions; Lord knows I need something!

Friday, May 26, 2006 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A. Nony Mouse, thank you for commenting, but no, this is NOT a Baha'i blog.

This is a blog dedicated to 1)raising awareness of the existence of, and danger posed, by radical Islamism; and 2) laughing at, ridiculing and satirizing the humorless and hideous gits who are knife-hacking the heads from young girls in the name of 'religion', or apologizing for said thug-hackers, or standing silently in the crowd while the thugs act out their sexually-depraved, misogynist, racist, supremist fantasies in the short moments before The Great Satan (or the last, best hope of the Free World, take your pick) unleashes bottled sunshine or some other form of the Wrath of God, entrusted to it, on the thugs and their enablers.

Baha'i principles exist, and I accept that they are the best way to heal the world, but I also accept Baha'u'llah's level-headed assessment that we humans ARE ALLOWED to use force to protect ourselves and our loved ones!

Friday, May 26, 2006 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

Reverend,
When, after your independent investigation of the truth, you consider in your heart and mind that Baha'u'llah IS God made manifest for this Day (Is Who He Says He Is) then you're a Baha'i (Dedicated to the Glory of God).

For the Love of God, is the only reason to BE a Baha'i.

There is no compulsion.

"He hath but to deliver this clear message. Whoso desireth, let him turn aside, and whoso desireth, let him choose the path to his Lord."

I choose this path.

Friday, May 26, 2006 11:51:00 AM  

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