Thursday, November 02, 2006

Kerry's Apologetic Slam of Stupid Americans

Here's Kerry's take on defending himself from online attacks and slurs, leading to his apology:

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“Bottom line, these Republicans want to debate straw men because they’re afraid to debate real men. And this time it won’t work because we’re going to stay in their face with the truth and deny them even a sliver of light for their distortions. No Democrat will be bullied by an administration that has a cut and run policy in Afghanistan and a stand still and lose strategy in Iraq.” JFKerry Press Release, late 2006

This from bill-tb:

“Kerry was against apologizing before he was for it.

Kerry has apologized for being an anti-war leftists who hates the military. Didn't say he was ashamed of what he said, just sorry you heard it. He really didn't mean to let the world know that Democrats hate the troops and hate the war. And for that he is sorry, he really didn't mean to screw up the Democrat strategy so bad.

John Kerry spoke the liberal truth, you want more liberal truth, don't vote, you will get plenty of it.

Mr Kerry, here is a news flash just for you, you voted for the Iraq war, you voted to send the troops into battle there, you voted to oust Saddam Hussein, you do not get off the hook, no matter how hard you try. Hindsight does not substitute for wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy.

Still no Pelosi to be found, she is staying tightly wrapped in the drapes hoping you won't notice.

Apology not accepted”

Kerry, contacted by Special Foil-Helmet Telepathy-Radiation Short-Wave, said this:

“Against the advice of some so-called ‘responsible’ Democrats, I’m going to deflate every one of these on-line attacks, because I’m a real man, not a straw man, like some right-wingnut Lieber-men I know…

So, lets jump right in.

Pope Insouciance IV

Sounds like he has personally raped the English language, cut off suffixes, cut off prefixes, taped words from other lame authors into his own speeches and misquoted them, cut off prepositional phrases, blown up metaphors, randomly inserted text, razed punctuation in fashion reminiscent of Jenjis Khan, shot his mouth off for fun, poisoned young minds, and generally ravaged the political discourse of this nation in addition to the normal ravage of an election year, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the Democratic party in general and liberals in particular.

mich-again 11/1/2006 06:39PM PST

Pope Insouciance IV

He is terrorizing subjects and predicates in the middle of the night with his despicable Katrina grammar filled with cut-and-run sentences.

Well, there’s no real rebuttal needed here, as these people obviously don’t have the intelligence to understand my simple joke about President Bush!

And, to keep it short, I will NOT apologize to ANYONE for their inability to understand simple English-language jokes, parce-que c’est dommage! I will NOT apologize to Republican hit-man thugs twisting my every word just to avoid addressing the issues in Viet- Iraq! I mean, in Iraq. Iraq, that’s the quagmire Mr Bush lied to get America bogged down in, with GIs personally raping Sunni terrorists, dismembering…



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Iraq is a diversion. As the army attacks Iraq, the US gov't erodes rights at home by suspending habeas corpus, stealing private lands, banning books like "America Deceived" from Amazon, rigging elections, conducting warrantless wiretaps and starting 2 illegal wars based on lies. Soon, another US false-flag operation will occur (sinking of an Aircraft Carrier) and the US will invade Iran, (on behalf of Israel).
Final link (before Google Books bends to gov't demands and censors the title):
America Deceived (book)

Tuesday, November 14, 2006 7:20:00 PM  
Blogger seejanemom said...

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 8:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waiting for a cool song on yesterday's events... you know, something about "hanging around" and all~!!!! LOL! Happy New Year Karridine!

Sunday, December 31, 2006 6:46:00 PM  

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