Nasrallah Talks to The Big Guy

Nasrallah, self-appointed oppressor of Hizbollah, Lebanese and Israelis in, around or even NEAR Lebanon, got a phone call earlier today. (Hat Tip to Udi, at Nasrallah's Blog)

And he got quite an earful:

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Graphic: State of the Union:

Nasr’allah In Prayer

-ring!-

You have reach-ed Glorious, Brilliant and Humble Nasr-

“Listen carefully, I have good news…”

You? Y- You’re talking? To ME?

“LISTEN…”

Oh, sorry. Shutting up.

“You have a problem… with Israel…”

Yes…

“You want to SOLVE that problem…”

Yes!

“Turn to the Holy One, promised by ALL the Prophets of old…”

What?

“He came in the year ‘time, times, half-a-time’… 1260AH…”

Who?

“The Glory of God… Baha’u’llah”

You mean that ‘Justice for all’ and ‘Men & Women equal’ and ‘All humans have equal rights and responsibilities Guy?

“Yes!”

(long suspicious pause)

Who is this, really? Because I am NOT going to give up my power as an imam for ANY ‘Lord of Hosts’ even if He is TRUE Messenger from God!

‘Well, in THAT case, let’s get to the business of killing as many Jews and kffirs as possible…’

(signoff)