"The Line" on Iran
Have you ever wanted to bet on the outcome of something like ... oh, say, the War in Iraq? Did you ever think about the professional bookies who TAKE wagers on things like that?
Oh.
Well, neither did I until I overheard this:
"What's the Line on Iran?"
Karridine
The Line
-phone rings-
This is Bernie’s Best Betting & Wild Wagers, ‘place a marker, place a million, its YOUR win!’ how can I help youse?
Yeah, we got all the betting lines and wagering quotations, we’ve got horse races, greyhounds, world cup, NBA, WWF, boxing, pool, NasCar, frog-jump and-
Here it is:
Chances of Bush Getting Credit for the Wins-to-Date, 10-1 Against!
Hunh? The Line on
Iranian Students Lead an Uprising, 5-3 Against, but check this weekly
What’s your pleasure, place yr bet here, at Bernie’s Best Bets!
1 Comments:
I like it
I wanna bet with the students
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