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Maelstrom of the Memes!

for this week, June 18, 2006CE


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Maelstrom of the Memes: Countdown for the Top Ten: June 4-11, 2006CE

10. We lead off this week with last week’s #4 story, Thailand’s Beloved King, who has been officially meeting and feteing the world’s last remaining ‘royalty’ and other national leaders visiting in-person to wish him, and the Thai nation as a whole, prosperity and a safe, secure future unthreatened by Islamo-fascist thugs in southern Thailand, who are taking THEIR cues from…

9. Iran’s near-castration and humiliating defeat on the international diplomatic stage, has prompted a lessening of news-items and blog-posts on this vile and calculating nation, causing it to slide from last week’s #6 to this week’s #9, leading to this week’s #8,

8. Karl Rove, adviser to America’s president GWBush, will NOT be indicted for ANY wrong-doing in the Valerie Plame affair. This finding by Special Prosecutor Fitzgerald has already set off exploding heads on the shoulders of liberals, leftists and moonbats from Maine to Mexico, unable to accept that Rove could POSSIBLY have been acting legally after TruthOut.org stated categorically as fact, that Rove was under indictment! In with a bullet at Eight, and beaten for 7 by another newcomer…

7. Hajji Girl, a song written and sung by LCpl Beliel and recorded in his off-duty time, included some lyrics about how the Marine is lured to an ambush by Hajji Girl, who is then SHOT by her father and brother, who also SHOOT the Hajji Girl’s sister, before acquiring a case of acute, severe lead-poisoning. This example of inoffensive free speech, although revealing the motives and methods of Islamist thugs, has been twisted by CAIR (and MSM) to make it seem like something BAD! Its not over yet, and you can Support Beliel! while enjoying Number 6,

6. Thugs: “Thugs, We Are Thugs, and We’ll Kill You Like Thugs” (except some of the Jordyptian thug-wannabees), who were humiliated earlier this week when they kidnapped a Jewish student, for torture and ransome, then quickly let him go free when they learned he is also AMERICAN, and they didn’t want to ‘Cop a Zarkman!’

Which leads to our Top 5 Stories, starting with #5,

5. The Planning Document (found in print form in the rubble of Zarqawiwi’s “Safe House” and in electronic form on the thumb-drive in the dead ZMan's pocket) which relates in telling detail the 10 Top Ways Thugs Are LOSING in Iraq! A heart-warming document for all freedom-loving people, this is being pitched by some apologists as, ‘Iranian Propaganda’, despite its STRONG CONGRUENCE to reality!

4. In #4 position this week, the war crimes committed by Jordyptian thugs on the beach of Gaza, where a cache of Jordyptian weapons and explosives accidently detonated, killing families of Jordyptians, whereupon the Pallywood Perverts filmed as much of the debacle as possible, and got the videos to news media with the claim, Israel did this! Even Kofi Annan ate crow three days later, when security videotapes from the Gaza territories AND Israel proved without a doubt that Israel was not involved in this latest version of ‘Win if we kill Jews, and Win if we kill our own loved ones so that we can blame the Jews!”

3. Leading to this week’s #3 story, al-Qaradawi’s revelation that John F Kerry was supported in his bid for American presidency by homosexuals, leftists, nudists, female homosexuals and deranged deviants. A big story not because of al-Q’s stating it, but because of the close correlation between the Islamist’s speaking points and the observed reality, for a change.

2. Nearly at the top, one of those memes which is both ephemeral and enduring, the -quote- “Grim Milestone” of the 2,500^th American death (NOT just combat-related death, but accidents and heart-attacks and other causes) in Iraq, in the 3 years America has been fighting for Iraqi freedom, and this figure reminds us again of HOW WELL America is fighting and how IMPOTENT its enemies are, when we compare this to the number of American dead Omaha Beach alone, at D-Day Normandy, June 6, 1944: 3,000 dead and thousands more wounded, in our effort to start eradicating the Socialist pre-cursor racist-forefathers to Islamic supremecists of today, when we took on and BEAT the SNOT OUT OF the National Socialist Nazi thugs then, as we’re doing to their Nazi-wannabee downlines today! … And now,

1. Holding on at #1, because of massive follow-on raids, arrests, one-sided firefights with Baathist losers and holdouts made possible by the INTEL gleaned from the thumb-drive in Zarkman’s pocket, as well as the bleating, whining and denial of thousands of Jordyptian losers upon hearing of Zarkman’s humiliating demise, Death of Zarkman starts its long slide into Miserable Footnote of History Obscurity, but for today, June 18, 2006, it topped this weeks Maelstrom of the Memes! Join us next Sunday, for Karridine’s Kountdown of the World’s Most Malevalent Memes!