Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I Knew a Man, Green Helmet, and He'd Pose 4 You


Tip of the Karridine Kepi to Zombie:

Here is another humiliating parody for Mr Green Helmet and his Hizb'ollah sponsors to choke on!


Mister Green Helmet! (364K)
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Mr. Green Helmet (Poser, Hoser!)
(to the tune of Mr. Bojangles)

I knew a man Green Helmet and he'd show to you
dismembered kids.
Matted hair, ragged shirt, a horror show,
for CNN vids.
Exploit corpses, recycled death,
would you like some more?
Mr. Green Helmet, Mr. Green Helmet,
pose.

He's Hezbollah, and he's U.N., he's you and me.
Now where's my gloves?
Holding up a body crushed,
For cameramen,
Is what he loves!
Straight from the morgue, I got 'em fresh
Nothing like a human shield.
Mr. Green Helmet, Mr. Green Helmet,
pose.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wild! You're like a human jukebox. I can't believe how fast my lyrics manifested into a real song! It's like -- magic.

Somehow I doubt Mr. Green Helmet himself has any idea that people on both sides of the world are making fun of him!

-- zombie!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 2:17:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

Zombie, I've had literally DOZENS of other songs suggested, but YOUR insight, dedication and professionalism are what prompted me to move forward quickly...

...oh, and the fact that I knew the tune!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 2:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

disgusting "logic" that you are using here! I do not give a damn about that green helmet guy, how could you make fun of those human remains? of those poor creatures? Don't you have kids you little thug?
Is this the only thing your eyes could see? The lord taught us to love, do not claim to know him, you little deformed devil in human cloths.
It kills me that people who claim to know God have this much hatred and insanity. Hezbollah are terrorists, but those poor kids ARE NOT and they were not KILLED by hezbollah, but by Israel. Do not tell me you thug that is was indirectly hezbollah, the same logic the terrorists use when they target civilians and say they are responsible "indirectly" for their governments. This is state terror, terror on a bigger scale, that's the only difference.
Have some human courtesy, you are simply heartless.
Lord, My god, you taught us to love , you taught me to love and forgive, but please answer my prayer and let those heartless ones who have no respect for death taste some pain with their own kids, just a little part of what those poor Lebanese parents have tested, please lord, let them taste it.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 7:36:00 AM  
Anonymous ScammyDavis, Junior said...

My friend, that's awesome!
Perfect tune for a gruesome charade; a morbid kiddie parade.
How do these people get away with this?
Are journalists that desperate for blood?
If it bleeds, it leads.
But these poor innocents were dead so long they weren't bleeding anymore when so exploited!
Again I ask: are journalists that stupid?
Absolutely!!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 7:41:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

"...they were not KILLED by hezbollah, but by Israel..."

With all due respect, Anonymous poster, by forcing these children and their families to LIVE over ammo bunkers, and LIVE in war zones (even after trying to leave, and being forced by armed Hizb'ollah to stay); the Hizb'ollah killed these children just as surely as if Hizb'ollah had pulled the trigger or dropped the bombs themselves.

Moreover, Our Lord Who Redeems Us allows us to defend ourselves from people attacking us! Israelis HAVE A RIGHT to defend themselves, even when Hizb'ollah HIDE among unarmed civilians.

Lastly, it is the Hizb' who are flagrantly, ghoulishly and basely USING these dead to make it look like Israel's fault! These are NOT Israelis holding up the dirty, dead babe with the clean, clipped on pacifier AS IF the babe died with it on!

I find Hizb'ollah's callous use of war-dead for propaganda purposes EXTREMELY VILE, no matter what you think of me. Thank you, nevertheless, for having the courage to anonymously post your thoughts.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 7:49:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

And while A Nony Mouse doesn't want to acknowledge Hizb'ollah's GUILT in the death of these children, others (Arabs, too) do!

"The site's editors also claimed that not only did Hizbullah stage the event, but that it also chose Qana for a specific reason: "They used Qana because the village had already turned into a symbol for massacring innocent civilians, and so they set up 'Qana 2'." Notably, the incident has indeed been dubbed "The second Qana massacre" by the Arab media."

See, Anonymous poster? Calling me a vile thug doesn't address the factual evidence accumulating to show Hizb'ollah as the personification of what you call ME!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 8:04:00 AM  
Blogger eyesallaround said...

Anonymous is obviously mentally challenged. Any fool can see this whole thing is a set-up from start to finish.

I remember seeing another staged event in the WEst Bank, a funeral procession. All of a sudden the pall bearers looked up and noticed an Israeli helicopter (who was filming the area). They dropped the coffin, and ran away. The "corpse" got up and ran away too. They take "the world's a stage" LITERALLY!

Great work!!! as always:>)

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 9:44:00 AM  
Blogger eyesallaround said...

Hey, I think I figured out who "Anonymous" is:

GARY BUSEY!

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=21873_Zombie-_Valley_of_the_Wolves_US_Premier&only

Supposed Christian and obviously anti-semite!!!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

EyesAllRound: Thanks, Friend!

...and, yeah, might be Gary! :D

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous mike said...

I dont understand what is being staged - you mean there were no small children killed?

If a body of a child is dressed up to look a certain way, it doesn't change anything in this respect - its still dead and nothing else matters, unless the set up was trying to falsely implicate how the death occurred - Israel has already admitted it and they have good evidence there were rockets fired from nearby - some seven hours earlier.
Whatever, staging is kind of moot and a waste of time, since most people wont see the image anyway. I dont object to them uncovering the bodies for the cameras becase too often we look at blankets and lose the essence - or maybe its the essense that people want to be lost?

What is the outrage here?

I've seen the funeral procession from the air - It looks like their plan to depict a funeral didn't go off as planned. Again, does that mean there were no people killed there and no funerals? (They cant depict a funeral without being judged dishonest?)

Lastly, i have to trust someone knows their sources and where the green helmet is located - but i have to ask, after seeing Israeli rescue workers wearing vests like that and first asumed the photo is of Israelis - but i dont remember accounts of Israeli children being killed, except for some Arab children playing outside.

Is that photo in Lebanon? How many children do you think that green helmeted guy actually dug up in there - None, or none that matters?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 10:25:00 AM  
Blogger eyesallaround said...

"I dont object to them uncovering the bodies for the cameras becase too often we look at blankets and lose the essence - or maybe its the essense that people want to be lost?"

I think the point is the press doesn't show (with the same gusto) the victims of the terrorists. Is a beheading any worse than a dead child? Why don't they show that?

How about all the dead Israeli children?

http://mysticalpaths.blogspot.com/2006/08/123-jewish-childrenmurdered.html

How about raging at Hezbollah for placing women and children in a war zone? How many Katusha rockets could have NOT been bought and instead provided for transport or bomb shelters for the women and children. Where were the men?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 11:24:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

I dont understand what is being staged - you mean there were no small children killed? (No, that's fact.)

If a body of a child is dressed up to look a certain way, it doesn't change anything in this respect - its still dead and nothing else matters, unless the set up was trying to falsely implicate how the death occurred -(exactly, Mike. If bodies were trucked in from Tyre, that is "falsely implicating"...)

Israel has already admitted it and they have good evidence there were rockets fired from nearby - some seven hours earlier. (The proximal cause MAY be Israeli weapons, but the distal/contextual CAUSE rests with Hizb'ollah's ARMED FORCING of those who wanted to leave, to STAY. They STAYED where Hizb'ollah EXPECTED to be attacked. This is outrageous, and vile!)

Whatever, staging is kind of moot and a waste of time, since most people wont see the image anyway. (The Hizb'ollah don't believe that, as evidenced by their manipulation of the western media in all this. See EU Referendum blog for detailed documentation of Hizb'ollah propaganda, images aimed at WESTERN DECISION-MAKERS and Arab sympathizers!)

I dont object to them uncovering the bodies for the cameras because too often we look at blankets and lose the essence - (Then note that THEY choose to blanket the UNIFORMED bodies, and hold up the baby, so AP and Reuters and BBC and al-Jazeera could get better pictures!)

or maybe its the essence that people want to be lost? (Good point: essentially, Hizb'ollah are murderous, Jew-hating killers, intent on using Lebanese civilians, dead or alive, for THEIR ends of killing Jews!)

What is the outrage here? (Its laid out clearly: Hizb'ollah PLANS for civilian deaths, takes active steps to make it happen, then cries crocodile tears while gleefully holding up dead children and dead babies AS IF the Israelis were to blame!

And then the media reporters broadcast these scurrilous, obfuscating pieces of propaganda AS IF they were factually accurate! THAT IS THE OUTRAGE, Mike!)

I've seen the funeral procession from the air - It looks like their plan to depict a funeral didn't go off as planned. Again, does that mean there were no people killed there and no funerals? [They cant depict a funeral without being judged dishonest?] (Not when "the dead guy" hears an IDF helicopter and jumps off the stretcher! That is NOT "depicting a funeral", its "staging a funeral for propaganda purposes," Mike.)

Lastly, I have to trust someone knows their sources and where the Green Helmet is located - but i have to ask, after seeing Israeli rescue workers wearing vests like that and first asumed the photo is of Israelis - but i dont remember accounts of Israeli children being killed, except for some Arab children playing outside.(Precisely, Sir. VERY FEW ACCOUNTS of the Israeli deaths from the massive rocket attacks DELIBERATELY INTO CIVILIAN targets. NOT collateral, DELIBERATE. You see the difference, don't you, Mike?)

Is that photo in Lebanon? (Yes. See EU Referendum for links, times, dates, other eye-witnesses)

How many children do you think that green helmeted guy actually dug up in there - None, or none that matters?
(A few, and as humans, THEY ALL MATTERED, Mike! That's why we're outraged at the Hizb'ollah putting them there, and callously USING THEIR DEATHS to pretend that Israel is to blame!)

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger nanc said...

you mean he's NOT quintuplets?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 1:17:00 PM  
Blogger Karridine said...

I'm betting Abdel Qader (Green Hat) will seek the spotlight again, soon...

Friday, August 04, 2006 10:22:00 AM  
Blogger nuke slywalker said...

I guess Mr. Green Helment is going to have to find another photographer now.
Heh%trade;

Sunday, August 06, 2006 9:01:00 PM  
Blogger nuke slywalker said...

errrr, that was supposed to be Heh™

Sunday, August 06, 2006 9:02:00 PM  

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