Monday, July 31, 2006

Kana: Mr Green-Helmet


A scathing look at Pallywood's putrid efforts, to spin the civilian deaths caused by Hizbollah into anti-Israeli propaganda.


Mr Green Helmet (386K)
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(Graphic: the Star of the Story, GreenHelmet himself)
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Hizbollah HQ in Lebanon:

-riiiing!-

‘Allo! Hizb’ollah Bunker, Four Floors Down! All the Propaganda that’s Fit to Sh-

What?

Green what?

Oh, Meester Green Helmet, or The Compassionate Face of Hizb’ollah Child Deaths,

as we like to call him… yes, I know him…

When? No, I’m sorry, you can’t book him then, he has a corpse displaying photo-op outside Tyre then…

When? Lemme see… yes… NO! Sorry, he’s going to a dead-children at Bint Jbail photo op at that time.

What? Well, no, you’re right of course, the Iz-ray-eelis haven’t bombed it yet, but not to worry, Hizbollah will make SURE there are dead Lebanese civilians there,

(confidentially) whether or not the Jews bomb them.

See? Win – Win! They leave our bunkers unbombed? We rain death on Jew civilians! They bomb our bunkers? We cry BEEG tears to BBC, CNN and al-Reuters!

But I have an opening for you… say, afternoon, two days from now? Mr Green Helmet will be at your village, along with al-Jazeera and other media…

What? OF COURSE he’ll bring the dead children, maggotty corpses and headless babies!

What do you take us for, fools?

I’m sorry, Sadiq, I don’t know that word. What is a ‘ghouls’?

-ch’click!-

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zombie here.

Hey, that was a pretty good one! Y'know, I think that "faux-phone-call" comedy routine bit was invented by Bob Newhart, and he just doesn't get enough credit for it.

When I first saw the title, I thought it was going to be a song to the tune of "Mr. Bojangles," but "Mr. Green Helmet" instead. Maybe something like this:

I knew a man Green Helmet and he'd show to you
dismembered kids.
Matted hair, ragged shirt, a horror show,
for CNN.
Exploit corpses, recycled death,
would you like some more?
Mr. Green Helmet, Mr. Green Helmet,
pose.

He's Hezbollah, and he's U.N., he's you and me.
Now where's my gloves?
Hey cameraman, this body's crushed,
ain't that a shame?
A front-page scoop!
Straight from the morgue, I got 'em fresh
Nothing like a human shield.
Mr. Green Helmet, Mr. Green Helmet,
pose.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 1:08:00 AM  
Blogger Karridine said...

"The site's editors also claimed that not only did Hizbullah stage the event, but that it also chose Qana for a specific reason: "They used Qana because the village had already turned into a symbol for massacring innocent civilians, and so they set up 'Qana 2'." Notably, the incident has indeed been dubbed "The second Qana massacre" by the Arab media.

Quoted from LIBANOSCOPIE website.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006 8:00:00 AM  

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