Bekaa Valley Tours!

My friend, Fawzi "Crazy" Amir recommended this tour company for some easy tours of the Bekaa Valley. See what YOU think! (and THANKS for your Comments!)

Beka'a Valley Tours! (386K)
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(Graphic: Beka'a Valley is in the 2 o'clock position)

Beka’a Valley Blastoffs!

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‘Allo, Honest Ahmad for Bekaa Valley Blastoffs, adventures in surviv-

What? Why yes, we do offer guided tours of the whole-

Eh? Well, how many in your group? 57, uh-huh…

And will you want smoking or non- SSSmoking! Heh-heh, goood…

We at Bekaa Valley Blastoffs have a wide assortment of adventures for those courageous enough to sample the best that life offers, for instance:

Tour 1: Affable Anthrax And All… a two-day, one-night easy trip to visit stockpiles and labs shipped in just before Iraq… uhm, developed its democratic outlook. Meals and gas-masks provided.

Then we offer you

Tour 2: Kill the Jew! Here we offer you a chance- What? Okay, not interested…

What? A hospital? Lemme see… well, yes I could set up a tour for a hospital in the Bakaa…

Just confirming now, 57 in your party, will you need vans or busses? You are coming in 6 attack helicopters… Say, wait a minute, are you pulling the legs of Honest Ahmad? Who are you?

IDF? Noooo, really! Who are you?

Hello?

(signoff)