Bekaa Valley Tours!
My friend, Fawzi "Crazy" Amir recommended this tour company for some easy tours of the Bekaa Valley. See what YOU think! (and THANKS for your Comments!)
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(Graphic: Beka'a Valley is in the 2 o'clock position)
Beka’a Valley Blastoffs!
‘Allo, Honest Ahmad for Bekaa Valley Blastoffs, adventures in surviv-
What? Why yes, we do offer guided tours of the whole-
Eh? Well, how many in your group? 57, uh-huh…
And will you want smoking or non- SSSmoking! Heh-heh, goood…
We at Bekaa Valley Blastoffs have a wide assortment of adventures for those courageous enough to sample the best that life offers, for instance:
Tour 1: Affable Anthrax And All… a two-day, one-night easy trip to visit stockpiles and labs shipped in just before
Then we offer you
Tour 2: Kill the Jew! Here we offer you a chance- What? Okay, not interested…
What? A hospital? Lemme see… well, yes I could set up a tour for a hospital in the Bakaa…
Just confirming now, 57 in your party, will you need vans or busses? You are coming in 6 attack helicopters… Say, wait a minute, are you pulling the legs of Honest Ahmad? Who are you?
IDF? Noooo, really! Who are you?