Home Improvement Around Glenn's Place
Tip o'the Karridine Kepi to Chris-the-Professor, (and 25% of all tangible earnings from this script and my performances of it!) for his timely tip to recast the Real Authentic Sock-Puppets Ellison and Wilson as Al(lison) and Wilson Wilson, from "Home Improvement"...
Another Oscar-winning performance:
Home Improvement at the Greenwald Residence (382K)
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(Chris, the vocal qualities of Wilson and Al are not well-known-enough to warrant a day or two of mimicking and practicing to impersonate them. I decided to go with this, after 3 takes!)
GG: (lisping and poofy) [ loud banging in the background ] *El/Al* irony
ELLISON! What’s our neighbor up to?
El Borin: Manly, sincere voice: Just a minute, I’ll check…
Wilson Wilson: nasal, whiny moonbat: I’m … putting up… a sign…
El Borin: Ah… certainly. What does your sign warn of?
GG: Wanted? What could you possibly want?
El: Won’t Glenn’s Brazilian friend, Tim, leave you alone?
El: Whoa. That is crude, and suggestive…
GG: Are you two making fun of my heroic man-monkey from
El: Uhm, actually, we were discussing privacy, and I was going to ask why this sign says “Internet Café-Come Inside!”
El: I mean, The Internet Café part! What’s that about?
Wilson: Well, GG is letting John Swanson use his laptop, and he lets you use it, and then HE uses it, and then I use it… we might as well rent the laptop out, as long as people are intimately informed of Glenn’s curricula vitae AND agree to speak well of him IN A STYLE that closely follows HIS…
GG: So you’re making fun of me? And why does Ellison say you want some privacy? My Brazilian friend too much man for you? (simper)
El: That seems to be the real
heart meat of the problem, Glenn…
GG: What? He can’t have any privacy? He can close the door, can’t he? It’s his house, isn’t it? He’s alone, isn’t he?
El: He can’t find a door that shuts us out, without simultaneously killing himself, Glenn.
(with help from George Harleigh)
Update: Visuals for this HERE!